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STOKED on Phonics

Dubstep2010s

“4.5 hours of dubstep remixes of Hooked on Phonics”

Undiscovered

The Story

What started as a joke at a hackathon became an unironic movement. STOKED on Phonics proved that bass drops and phoneme drills are basically the same thing. Toddlers and ravers finally have common ground. The FDA has not approved this as an educational tool.

Album: Drop the Alphabet

  1. 1.A is for AAAARGH (Remix)
  2. 2.Consonant Cluster
  3. 3.Vowel Wobble
  4. 4.Silent E (The Quiet Drop)
  5. 5.Z-Z-Z-Z (Sleeper Hit)

The Fine Print

Most-played track
B-B-B-BASS DROP (Letter B)
Unexpected fan base
Montessori teachers who rave
Legal trouble
Cease-and-desist from the letter Q