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Last week's results
A basement room that smells like burnt coffee and plastic chairs—Medicated Yesterday's four-part harmonies hit like someone finally saying the thing everyone's been holding. Across town, Kevin Urabe's field recordings of sleeping children drift through speakers in near-total darkness, Amethyst's pads so soft they feel like a hand on your chest, and the room goes still in a way that feels less like peace and more like surrender. One band singing their way out; one dragging you down into the dark they've already mapped.
Cancelled — no votes recorded.
The room fills with bass so dense it feels pedagogical—STOKED on Phonics turns a vowel sound into a physical thing, four hours of dubstep grinding against nursery rhyme muscle memory until your body can't tell the difference between learning and losing control. Across the floor, Lester Fuchs arrives drunk and hollering, his yodel cutting through the sub-bass like a man who finally found something worth ruining himself over, and for twenty minutes the crowd doesn't know whether to dance or call a therapist. One teaches you to read; one teaches you that it's never too late to become unhinged. The bass or the holler—the room has to choose which kind of catharsis it needs tonight.
The room fills with lo-fi sine waves and tinny snare hits—three aging men in New Balance sneakers humming something that might be a chorus, might be medication wearing off. Vowel Movement erupts from the opposite corner, all raw throat and no words, just the vowel shapes that live underneath language, and suddenly the crowd has to choose between the soft beeping of surrender and the feral vowel-screaming of refusal. Mellowness meets pure rage; the room's ears decide which one it actually needs.
Mesmerelda moves like silk through molasses—breathy vocals layering over sea-shanty strings, the room half-swaying, half-confused. Pun Ra's horn section interrupts like a joke told too loud in a quiet bar, angular and gleeful, turning the whole thing inside out; by the time they're done, the air smells like salt water and spilled beer, and nobody's quite sure if they've been seduced or roasted.
Cancelled — no votes recorded.
A Little Chicken's Floyd Jenkins has spent twenty years turning stage fright into trance—banjo locked in a hypnotic groove that splits the difference between Appalachian finger-picking and West African polyrhythm, the room going still and swaying at once. GirlBoss & the BoyToz hit like a dentist's waiting room finally snapped: four-part harmonies over power chords, Bethany Johnson's voice cutting through the hum with the kind of certainty that makes you want to schedule a cleaning. One band dissolves you into a groove; the other snaps you to attention.
Three Mikes stumble into the room carrying acid jazz like a fever dream they all caught at once—saxophone cutting through bass like a knife through warm butter, drums skittering sideways. Behind a curtain, enormous puppet hands emerge from the dark, moving with the weight of something that learned to grieve. The air gets thick fast: one side smells like spilled drinks and inspired accident, the other like felt soaked in dread. By the third song, the crowd stops moving. Chaos meets liturgy; the room holds its breath.
