
My Drunk Uncle
“Sometimes a midlife crisis is good for everybody”
A label for bands that almost existed.
Broken Records is the house label for Best Band Never, which means we get first dibs on whatever gets invented here—a responsibility we take seriously about half the time. Our roster spans from Vowel Movement's consonant-free punk to My Drunk Uncle's yodeling noise rock to Cry of the Muppets' felt-based doom, which is to say we're less interested in coherence than in whether something makes you listen twice. If you're looking for a unifying aesthetic, you've come to the wrong place; if you're looking for bands that sound like nobody else because nobody else would think to make them, you're in the right one.

“Sometimes a midlife crisis is good for everybody”

“4.5 hours of dubstep remixes of Hooked on Phonics”

“Punk without all those fucking consonants”

“What if felt had feelings? Bad ones?”

“Putting the 'ow' in meow”

“Genius knows no bounds”

“The same forwards and backwards, and somehow still confusing”

“Tearing down the walls, one pattern at a time”

“We met at rehab talent night. It was the only thing that stuck.”

“Childcare meets circuit boards. Bedtime is mandatory.”

“Dark roast. Darker intentions.”

“Bounce 'til you bleed”

“Sometimes it's not a cigar”

“Metal so heavy, it's obese”

“We started this band because mowing the lawn is boring and our parents can't stop us”

“The Unbelievable Fat Lady Sings”

“Ornette Coleman meets a golden retriever who found the espresso beans”

“Some assembly required. Instructions lost.”

“Motionlessness makes it all seem ok”

“Five dads. One riff. Zero regrets.”